I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
wanna go halves on a baby?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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