im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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