i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
so much tequila, so little girl.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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