new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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