She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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