I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I love you. Go after that dick
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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