dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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