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(763): View more from Minnesota

My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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(614): View more from Ohio

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

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(213): View more from California

those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later

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(402): View more from Nebraska

what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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(480): View more from Arizona

FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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(917): View more from New York City

i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone

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