Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c

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(703): View more from Virginia

worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Too much gin, very little bucket

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(651): View more from Minnesota

whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

(203): View more from Connecticut

you really do like him

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(516): View more from New York

As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.

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