hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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