apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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