whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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