do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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