Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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