she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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