i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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