Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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