Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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