Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
