We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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