Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
