lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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