trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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