Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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