she kept yelling 'call me bella'
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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