what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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