I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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