he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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