I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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