Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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