Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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