So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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