Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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