So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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