just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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