The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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