it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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