in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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