There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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