Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize