He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's like iHOP with fire
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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