Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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