Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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