but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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