Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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