did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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