I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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