why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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