I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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