Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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