Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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