We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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