so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
