when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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