I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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